Choices
Satyr decided to head back to the studio apartment and leave Gweg be.
The film had been working on was what he called "Choose Your Porn Adventure".
It was a fully interactive porno DVD, in which you make the choices for the porno's main star. You would choose which women he picked up, where he would take them, and how he would have sex with them.
Satyr was not only directing and producing this project, but he was going to be the main star in it as well.
When he got to the studio apartment, Satyr found Cyber Centaur there cleaning up.
Cyber: Hey Satyr, you're not back here to do more filming are you? I can't believe how much you already got done today.
Satyr: Don't forget, I'm a satyr, I'm built for this stuff. Anyway, we've done all the filming we are going to do here. Tomorrow we'll shoot the pick-up scenes at the bar, and then we'll film the sex scenes in the back of the Buick.
Cyber: Sounds good. What are you doing back here then?
Satyr: Oh, Gweg managed to get some chick to hang out with him back at the apartment. He better not have found my gun.
Cyber: How many doses you got left on that thing?
Satyr: Two. After I left here yesterday, I got pulled over again. I used a dose on the cop. Made him pull over this elderly couple that was driving 45 on highway. He ended up beating the old man to death with his nightstick. He's on probabtion. Of course, he now doesn't recall doing it, but oh well. Then I had to go to the pig station and erase the dispatch lady's memory and had her change the call logs and all that to get rid of any record I was pulled over that day. It was a mess.
Cyber: Maybe you shouldn't be speeding?
Satyr: You've seen my fucking car. It was built for speed. It's not like Gweg's fucking station wagon, the one we had to use to cart your llama ass around in.
Cyber: All right sorry.
Satyr: Fucking Gweg! He couldn't bother to tell me he's got a girlfriend now. I cannot believe the nerve of that guy sometimes. After all that I have done for him.
Cyber: Maybe he wanted some privacy.
Satyr: Fuck him! You know what. I've got a great idea. We've got one more scene to film here tomorrow before we move on to the bar.
Cyber: What do you have in mind.
Satyr: Oh, you'll see. You'll see.
Meanwhile, Gweg and Marie were just getting done watching the movie.
Marie: God, it's such a happy ending, but it always makes me cry.
Marie turned over to look at Gweg and saw a tear streaming down his eye as well. She leaned over and kissed him.
To Gweg, the kissed went on for an eternity, but it only lasted for several seconds.
Marie stopped kissing him and looked into his eyes.
Marie: We are going to have to continue this later, I'm afraid. I've got a meeting early in the morning, but that means I'll be getting out of work earlier too, see you then?
Gweg: You bet.
Marie kissed him again and said goodbye. Gweg felt euphoric, but he couldn't ignore the the feeling of dread deep down inside him.
"You're being too paranoid", he told himself. But that feeling remained.
A week went by. Satyr had spent most of his time working on his film, while Gweg was spending time with Marie.
It was on the ninth day that Satyr had finished his project.
Satyr: Well Gweg, I'm all finished.
Gweg: So I that means that you'll be spending most of your time back here then.
Satyr: A simple "congratulations" would be nice. But no, I get your usual sourpuss response. You know, it's a wonder you even got that woman.
Gweg: I told you not to ever bring her up in a conversation. I won't have you poison her with your very existence.
Satyr: I haven't even met the chick.
Gweg: And I'm going to keep that way as long as I can. If this new film is going to make you so rich, why don't you go out and get your own place.
Satyr: And leave you here alone? Please, you could never afford this place alone on your income.
Gweg: Maybe I'll move in with Marie.
Satyr: You don't have the guts my friend. Hell, you haven't even went all the way with her yet.
Gweg: What the fuck do you know about it?
Satyr: I've known you long enough, I can just tell.
Gweg: Well, it's none of your fucking business! Marie is going to be here tomorrow night, and I don't want you to be.
Satyr: Who are you to tell me where I can or cannot be?
Gweg: Fine, I'm asking as a favor, please be somewhere else tomorrow.
Satyr: I bet that damn near killed you to say that. You don't have to worry, tomorrow my film gets released onto the world, and there's going to be a little party to celebrate it that night. And I expect the party to go on early into the next morning.
Gweg: Good. I'm glad that's settled.
The next day came and Gweg was getting things ready for his date with Marie that night.
Satyr had left a few hours earlier to go to that party he was talking about.
Marie had called and told Gweg to get ready for a fantastic night. Gweg had the feeling that tonight was going to be the night they consummate their relationship.
Marie had shown up with a sly smile on her face.
Marie: I've got a surprise Gweg, but I don't know how you'll react.
Gweg: What is it.
Marie: I want us to go all the way tonight Gweg, but I kind of have this thing were I need to watch a porno to get myself into the mood.
Gweg: That's alright. If that's what you need.
Marie: I'm so glad you understand. I got this new porno that just came out today, it's called "Choose Your Porn Adventure" and it's supposed to be a fantastic porn experience.
Gweg should have made the connection, but he didn't. He wasn't thinking too clearly with his head...well the right one anyway.
Marie popped in the DVD and sat down on the couch, controller in hand.
Marie: You are sure we are not going to have any interruptions?
Gweg: Yes, I'm sure.
The DVD came on and Marie pressed play. They were greeted by a face Gweg knew all too well.
(On the TV) Satyr: Hello. My name is Satyr and this is the world's first "Choose Your Porn Adventure"! You will guide me and make my decisions for me as I go for a sexual romp. So, I beg you, please choose wisely. Let's get started.
Gweg: Oh my holy god!
Marie: That's not your roommate is it?
Gweg: Yes it is.
Marie: I am so sorry Gweg! I had no idea.
Gweg: It's all right, it's not your fault.
Marie: I'm sorry, tonight was going to be special. And this was the only porno I brought.
Gweg: That's ok, I found a few that Satyr hasn't returned to the video rental yet, we can watch one of those.
Marie: Dang. I really wanted to see what this was going to be all about.
On the TV, the video camera had followed Satyr into a bar. Satyr was talking to some bar slut and the option came on as to whether or not the viewer wanted Satyr to have sex with her or not.
Gweg: Give me that controller, I'm going to get a little bit of satisfaction from this DVD.
Marie: What are you going to do?
Gweg: I'm going to make him turn down all of these women.
And Gweg did just that. There were 10 women in all the Satyr was hitting on. After Gweg had Satyr turn down the last one, new footage of Satyr came on the screen.
Satyr: Well, it seems as though none of those chicks was good enough for us. That only leaves me with this option.
The scene changed. Gweg let out a scream!
Gweg: Mom!!!
Click here for Surprise Secret Ending Number One.
Click here for Surprise Secret Ending Number Two.
The film had been working on was what he called "Choose Your Porn Adventure".
It was a fully interactive porno DVD, in which you make the choices for the porno's main star. You would choose which women he picked up, where he would take them, and how he would have sex with them.
Satyr was not only directing and producing this project, but he was going to be the main star in it as well.
When he got to the studio apartment, Satyr found Cyber Centaur there cleaning up.
Cyber: Hey Satyr, you're not back here to do more filming are you? I can't believe how much you already got done today.
Satyr: Don't forget, I'm a satyr, I'm built for this stuff. Anyway, we've done all the filming we are going to do here. Tomorrow we'll shoot the pick-up scenes at the bar, and then we'll film the sex scenes in the back of the Buick.
Cyber: Sounds good. What are you doing back here then?
Satyr: Oh, Gweg managed to get some chick to hang out with him back at the apartment. He better not have found my gun.
Cyber: How many doses you got left on that thing?
Satyr: Two. After I left here yesterday, I got pulled over again. I used a dose on the cop. Made him pull over this elderly couple that was driving 45 on highway. He ended up beating the old man to death with his nightstick. He's on probabtion. Of course, he now doesn't recall doing it, but oh well. Then I had to go to the pig station and erase the dispatch lady's memory and had her change the call logs and all that to get rid of any record I was pulled over that day. It was a mess.
Cyber: Maybe you shouldn't be speeding?
Satyr: You've seen my fucking car. It was built for speed. It's not like Gweg's fucking station wagon, the one we had to use to cart your llama ass around in.
Cyber: All right sorry.
Satyr: Fucking Gweg! He couldn't bother to tell me he's got a girlfriend now. I cannot believe the nerve of that guy sometimes. After all that I have done for him.
Cyber: Maybe he wanted some privacy.
Satyr: Fuck him! You know what. I've got a great idea. We've got one more scene to film here tomorrow before we move on to the bar.
Cyber: What do you have in mind.
Satyr: Oh, you'll see. You'll see.
Meanwhile, Gweg and Marie were just getting done watching the movie.
Marie: God, it's such a happy ending, but it always makes me cry.
Marie turned over to look at Gweg and saw a tear streaming down his eye as well. She leaned over and kissed him.
To Gweg, the kissed went on for an eternity, but it only lasted for several seconds.
Marie stopped kissing him and looked into his eyes.
Marie: We are going to have to continue this later, I'm afraid. I've got a meeting early in the morning, but that means I'll be getting out of work earlier too, see you then?
Gweg: You bet.
Marie kissed him again and said goodbye. Gweg felt euphoric, but he couldn't ignore the the feeling of dread deep down inside him.
"You're being too paranoid", he told himself. But that feeling remained.
A week went by. Satyr had spent most of his time working on his film, while Gweg was spending time with Marie.
It was on the ninth day that Satyr had finished his project.
Satyr: Well Gweg, I'm all finished.
Gweg: So I that means that you'll be spending most of your time back here then.
Satyr: A simple "congratulations" would be nice. But no, I get your usual sourpuss response. You know, it's a wonder you even got that woman.
Gweg: I told you not to ever bring her up in a conversation. I won't have you poison her with your very existence.
Satyr: I haven't even met the chick.
Gweg: And I'm going to keep that way as long as I can. If this new film is going to make you so rich, why don't you go out and get your own place.
Satyr: And leave you here alone? Please, you could never afford this place alone on your income.
Gweg: Maybe I'll move in with Marie.
Satyr: You don't have the guts my friend. Hell, you haven't even went all the way with her yet.
Gweg: What the fuck do you know about it?
Satyr: I've known you long enough, I can just tell.
Gweg: Well, it's none of your fucking business! Marie is going to be here tomorrow night, and I don't want you to be.
Satyr: Who are you to tell me where I can or cannot be?
Gweg: Fine, I'm asking as a favor, please be somewhere else tomorrow.
Satyr: I bet that damn near killed you to say that. You don't have to worry, tomorrow my film gets released onto the world, and there's going to be a little party to celebrate it that night. And I expect the party to go on early into the next morning.
Gweg: Good. I'm glad that's settled.
The next day came and Gweg was getting things ready for his date with Marie that night.
Satyr had left a few hours earlier to go to that party he was talking about.
Marie had called and told Gweg to get ready for a fantastic night. Gweg had the feeling that tonight was going to be the night they consummate their relationship.
Marie had shown up with a sly smile on her face.
Marie: I've got a surprise Gweg, but I don't know how you'll react.
Gweg: What is it.
Marie: I want us to go all the way tonight Gweg, but I kind of have this thing were I need to watch a porno to get myself into the mood.
Gweg: That's alright. If that's what you need.
Marie: I'm so glad you understand. I got this new porno that just came out today, it's called "Choose Your Porn Adventure" and it's supposed to be a fantastic porn experience.
Gweg should have made the connection, but he didn't. He wasn't thinking too clearly with his head...well the right one anyway.
Marie popped in the DVD and sat down on the couch, controller in hand.
Marie: You are sure we are not going to have any interruptions?
Gweg: Yes, I'm sure.
The DVD came on and Marie pressed play. They were greeted by a face Gweg knew all too well.
(On the TV) Satyr: Hello. My name is Satyr and this is the world's first "Choose Your Porn Adventure"! You will guide me and make my decisions for me as I go for a sexual romp. So, I beg you, please choose wisely. Let's get started.
Gweg: Oh my holy god!
Marie: That's not your roommate is it?
Gweg: Yes it is.
Marie: I am so sorry Gweg! I had no idea.
Gweg: It's all right, it's not your fault.
Marie: I'm sorry, tonight was going to be special. And this was the only porno I brought.
Gweg: That's ok, I found a few that Satyr hasn't returned to the video rental yet, we can watch one of those.
Marie: Dang. I really wanted to see what this was going to be all about.
On the TV, the video camera had followed Satyr into a bar. Satyr was talking to some bar slut and the option came on as to whether or not the viewer wanted Satyr to have sex with her or not.
Gweg: Give me that controller, I'm going to get a little bit of satisfaction from this DVD.
Marie: What are you going to do?
Gweg: I'm going to make him turn down all of these women.
And Gweg did just that. There were 10 women in all the Satyr was hitting on. After Gweg had Satyr turn down the last one, new footage of Satyr came on the screen.
Satyr: Well, it seems as though none of those chicks was good enough for us. That only leaves me with this option.
The scene changed. Gweg let out a scream!
Gweg: Mom!!!
Click here for Surprise Secret Ending Number One.
Click here for Surprise Secret Ending Number Two.
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