Monday, April 24, 2006

Choices

Gweg went over to the woman.

Gweg: Is this seat taken?

The woman looked up at Gweg and smiled. As they looked into each other's eyes, they knew there was an instant attraction between the two of them.

The Woman: Not at all, feel free to sit down.

Gweg did. The two had a good conversation. Her name was Marie Sanders and she was a fact checker for a magazine. Gweg was quickly falling in love.

After two hours, Marie had to leave, they agreed to go out to a movie the next day.

After Gweg had left the apartment, Satyr pondered what his next move should be.

Satyr: This movie is in production. All I have to do is beat them to the punch. Get my movie out before theirs, and I'll be known as the innovator of the Choose Your Own Adventure Movie.

Satyr called up Cyber Centaur.

Satyr: Yo, Cyber. Is that studio apartment still available to rent in your building?

Cyber: Yes it is, why?

Satyr: I need it to make my movie.

Cyber: How are you going to afford all of that?

Satyr: I still got a ton of money left over from that whole hurricane ordeal. You still got that video camera?

Cyber: I've got five different cameras.

Satyr: Good, I'll be over in a little bit.

Satyr hung up the phone and went into his room. He grabbed the HARM Ray Gun and the suitcase full of money.

Satyr left the apartment with a big smile on his face.

Later that night, Satyr returned home to find Gweg sitting on the couch with a big smile on his face.

Satyr: What are you so happy about?

Gweg: I had a very productive walk. Where have you been?

Satyr: I've been setting up for the movie I'm about to shoot.

Gweg: Movie?

Satyr: Yes, a Choose Your Own Adventure Movie. I expect to be done with principle photography in a week.

Gweg: Done in a week? How? You know what? No, I don't want to know about it. I had a very good day, and I don't need your crap to ruin it.

Satyr: Good, I didn't want to explain it to you anyway. In fact, it would be best if you just stay out of my way while I'm doing this thing.

Gweg: Good! You've got a deal, I'm going to bed.

Satyr: I'm staying up. I've got to do some quick research for my film, so if you wouldn't mind, I need all the privacy I can get in here.

Gweg: Don't worry, I wouldn't dream of interrupting you.

Gweg went into his room. Satyr watched him with a slight smile on his face.

Satyr reached into the sack he brought home and pulled out the contents. It was five DVD's.

Five pornographic DVD's.

Satyr spent the night watching them. It was the first time in his history that he was able to watch an entire porno from begining to end.

Satyr watched the the pornos well into the morning, taking notes and managing to keep "other activities" to a minimal.

Afterwards, Satyr went to bed for a few hours, got up, and went to the studio apartment to meet Cyber and get back to work.

Gweg had gotten up the same time as Satyr. Satyr had seemed in a rush to get somewhere. Satyr had told Gweg he was going to be out until much later in the night.

Gweg thought that was a good thing.

Gweg went about his usual daily routine. About 6 PM, Gweg took a shower and prepared for his date with Marie.

Gweg called Marie up to see where she wanted to meet.

Gweg: Hi Marie, it's me Gweg.

Marie: Hi Gweg! How have you been?

Gweg: Good. You?

Marie: I've been great!

Gweg: Well, that's good. So, we still on for tonight?

Marie: Well, I really don't feel like going out to a theater tonight.

Gweg felt his heart sink into his stomach.

Gweg: Well, that's fine.

Marie: I'd rather come over to your place and watch a movie there, if that's all right with you.

Gweg felt his spirits lift again.

Gweg: Yeah, that would be great.

Gweg gave her directions and hung up the phone. Gweg was looking forward to spending some time with Marie, watching a movie on the couch, then a horrible realization suddenly occurred to him.

What if Satyr came home and walked in on them?

Gweg got worried. His mind started racing. What would Satyr do? Maybe they could go to her place? When was Satyr coming back?

Gweg sat down and calmed himself. Satyr said he wouldn't be back until much later that night. Maybe they could watch the movie, do some talking, and call it a night before Satyr got home.

But Gweg didn't think he was going to be that lucky. There was a knock on the door. It couldn't be Marie already, could it?

It was.

Gweg invited her inside.

Marie: Wow, I cannot believe I only live five minutes away from here.

Gweg: Niether can I.

Marie: Well, what movie do you have picked out for us?

Gweg: There's my DVD's over there, why don't you pick out something.

Marie looked over Gweg's DVD's. As she was doing this, Gweg decided to tell her about Satyr.

Gweg: Marie, I have a roommate who is a little unordinary. Actually, he's a lot unordinary. Anyway, he's out doing God knows what and I don't know when he'll be back. And he's a satyr.

Marie: A satyr? You mean the goat men.

Gweg: Yes. He calls himself "Satire", but he spells it the same as satyr. Don't ask me why. Anyway, if he comes back while you are here, I'll do my best to make sure he doesn't bother us, but I can't guarantee anything.

Marie: Tonight's going to be a good night Gweg, and your roommate won't change that. I've picked out The Shawshank Redemption. Want to watch that?

Gweg: You bet.

They sat down on the couch and started watching the movie. Halfway through, they were already snuggled up together. Gweg kept praying that Satyr wouldn't interrupt him.

Little did he know, that choice is up to you.

Satyr had come home from a hard day's work on his new project. He reached for the door to the apartment when he heard a female voice speaking inside.

Female Voice: Oooh. I love this scene.

Gweg: Yeah, it's one of my favorites too.

So, Gweg has got himself a little lady in there. Now, it was his apartment too, So Satyr had every right to go in there, but maybe it was time to cut Gweg a little slack.

What to do, what to do? Hmmmm.

Click here if you want Satyr to go into the apartment.

Click here if you want Satyr to leave Gweg alone.

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